Letters from NYC

How Promiscuous Am I?

I wound up in the ER early yesterday because my pediatrician suggested I go and meet him there as my son got very sick while I was visiting my mother. He's still sick as a matter of fact, but we're home now, but scheduled to visit his pediatrician first thing in the morning. So while I sat there in the exam room (as my son slept), I surfed on my Treo. Surfing on my Treo helps me keep from touching his brow every 5 minutes to check and see if his fever's gone down.

So while surfing, I learned a little bit about my online incarnation. For instance, I learned that I'm not considered to be very slutty at all.

In fact, according to the Slut-O-Meter I barely register on their chart. Yep, my claim to fame is measured at a Promiscuity level of 1.44% (400000 / 27700000) based on scale of 100% - one of their lowest so far. On the bright side, my popularity is ranked at 50%. Go figure!

In contrast, they have Jenna Jameson as the most promiscuous woman on their meter, with an 99.24% (67088 / 67600) ranking, giving her the high position of slut extaordianaire. While on the male side I was surprised to learn that Mr. Helpful has the top male ranking at 42.88% (47600 / 111000).
Unfortunately for him, his popularity ranking is a lowly 2%. Which goes to show in both sexes, sluttier isn't necessarily more popular.