December 27, 2005

How Promiscuous Am I?

I wound up in the ER early yesterday because my pediatrician suggested I go and meet him there as my son got very sick while I was visiting my mother. He's still sick as a matter of fact, but we're home now, but scheduled to visit his pediatrician first thing in the morning. So while I sat there in the exam room (as my son slept), I surfed on my Treo. Surfing on my Treo helps me keep from touching his brow every 5 minutes to check and see if his fever's gone down.

So while surfing, I learned a little bit about my online incarnation. For instance, I learned that I'm not considered to be very slutty at all.


In fact, according to the Slut-O-Meter I barely register on their chart. Yep, my claim to fame is measured at a Promiscuity level of 1.44% (400000 / 27700000) based on scale of 100% - one of their lowest so far. On the bright side, my popularity is ranked at 50%. Go figure!

In contrast, they have Jenna Jameson as the most promiscuous woman on their meter, with an 99.24% (67088 / 67600) ranking, giving her the high position of slut extaordianaire. While on the male side I was surprised to learn that Mr. Helpful has the top male ranking at 42.88% (47600 / 111000).
Unfortunately for him, his popularity ranking is a lowly 2%. Which goes to show in both sexes, sluttier isn't necessarily more popular.

Posted by Michele at December 27, 2005 09:21 PM | TrackBack

if i wasnt a slut, i wouldnt be anything at all...


Posted by: mr. helpful at December 27, 2005 12:29 AM

Ooooo, I gotta check that meter when I get home on my lunch! ;-)

Hope your son feels better soon!

(psssssssst..."forward" probably ought to be "forehead"! ;)

Posted by: zonker at December 27, 2005 12:12 PM

Hope your little smoochy pants is feeling better, and on Christmas no less. Poor little guy.

Posted by: Machelle at December 27, 2005 06:33 PM

Wow. I got 19% promiscuity and 5 I popularity. It's kinda hard to be promiscous if nobody likes you...

I hope your little man is better soon! I'm the worst at continually kissing their forehead when sick. I think I can get within 1/2 a degree with my lips.

Posted by: Bou at December 27, 2005 11:14 PM

I'm taking this when I get home. I'll probably land 1% popularity and .1% promiscuity.

Posted by: Contagion at December 28, 2005 01:18 PM

Hmmm, 2.62% promiscuity and 2 popularity. Nice.

Posted by: Contagion at December 28, 2005 02:33 PM

As Harvey:

Promiscuity: 1.92% (1000000 / 52200000)
Popularity: 26

As Bad Example:

Promiscuity: -16.67% (-360000 / 2160000)
Popularity: 4

*confused shrug*

Posted by: Harvey at December 28, 2005 07:40 PM

I'm in trouble. I'm more promiscuous than Contagion!! Promiscuity: 3.54%

I hope your little buddy gets well soon. Nothing worse than spending time in the ER. I am learning that the hard way. HUGS!

Posted by: vw bug at December 30, 2005 09:06 AM