September 28, 2005

I've Got Nothin'

I’ve been reading so much my left eye has been twitching now for the better part of an hour.

I went out for lunch, and to my surprise guys started winking right back at me.
One in particular, this sweet 70 year old, short, bald guy, followed me from the street into the elevator and once the doors closed he turned to face me and smiled a big ol’ toothless gum filled grin and said to me, “Hello beautiful… whatcha got cooking?”

Grinning at such spunk and just as the elevator door opened onto my floor I said, “I’ve got nothin!” As I stepped out he quickly replied with a twinkle in his eye: “well how’s about you come over to my place and share some of my nice soft warm gritz?” At hearing this even the security guard was smiling.

I stopped for a moment to think about what would be the best face-saving reply I could give him…. “Thanks for the offer, but I just had lunch. But try me again tomorrow and I just might be hungry enough for those gritz you’re talking about.” He straightened up, smiled an even bigger grin as he went back down and out of the building. As for me, I just made a mental note – order lunch in the next time I have an eye twitch.

Posted by Michele at September 28, 2005 03:27 PM | TrackBack

LOL! My right eye twitches when I'm over stressed. I'll have to keep this tip in mind.

Posted by: Bou at September 28, 2005 09:49 PM

nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

heh heh heh

Posted by: mr. helpful at September 28, 2005 09:54 PM

Definitely something to keep in mind!

But I bet you made his day! ;)

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 29, 2005 02:26 AM

.. see?... everyone loves a babe in glasses...

Posted by: Eric at September 29, 2005 09:45 AM

LOL! Very quick!

Posted by: vw bug at September 30, 2005 10:36 AM