June 14, 2005

Hell, First Circle

Earlier today when I called a collegue to vent over having to deal with an extremely difficult temp (who took over my old job) and who was interfering with what I needed to do, she listened attentively and was amazed at my tale. Two hours later I received the following email.

Wouldn't it be great if you could hire a professional limited liability service company that provides a professional smacker?

Imagine an ad for a company like that called.... Smacker, Wallop & Whacker, LLC. They are highly recommended, totally confidential and professional in all their wallops. All you have to do is tell them the location, person, and pay the smacker, and SMACK they go.

When they leave you have no liability, 'cause they'll never know what hit 'em.

Even though that came at 4:15pm it really made my day!!!

(Humor courtesy of blogless Oz)

Posted by Michele at June 14, 2005 01:11 AM


Posted by: vw bug at June 14, 2005 06:39 AM

S,W & W's lawyers?

Dewey, Cheetum, and How.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at June 14, 2005 08:27 AM


Posted by: Harvey at June 14, 2005 10:00 AM

Sounds a lot like the Biotch Slap Machine I want to build for my place of employment.

Posted by: Machelle at June 14, 2005 12:58 PM


Posted by: _Jon at June 14, 2005 01:36 PM

Bene, detto questo... LOL

Posted by: Fastidio at June 14, 2005 05:42 PM


Posted by: becca at June 14, 2005 05:48 PM


Posted by: Sissy at June 14, 2005 09:41 PM

Yea! I've got some neighbors who are always blowing their loud car horn and their music pumping out the back of their car trunk for the whole neighborhood to hear (We are in a courtyard so the music reverberates around the courtyard like crazy) and they are doing it right now! So, I'll pay double the going rate!

Posted by: Charles at June 15, 2005 07:03 PM